Before the Lobotomy
Friends, there are some days that are more soul-crushing than others. Not that anything specifically happened, just that the dreary humdrum of monotony got to me a lot faster and harder than previous days.
By the way, the title is in reference to a Green Day song. Yes, I’m still listening to 21st Century Breakdown on repeat since seeing American Idiot on Broadway.
“Care to share?”
Not really. I think I’m going to Hot List random thoughts I had instead.
THE HOT LIST: STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
1) I think it would be really difficult to jump in front of a subway, if not only because the people who make the announcements have the windows open and are looking right at you. What an awkward audience.
2) The poles in subways look like stripper poles. Poor design on someone’s part.
3) What’s the point in putting panels for glass on an overpass to block out rain if you don’t put in the glass?
4) Isn’t it illegal to work a ten hour day without an official lunch break or break period?
5) How often do normal people think they’re sick?
6) Is it possible to get sick, despite having digested an entire box of Emergen-C in the past two and a half weeks?
7) Instead of having an alternative reality, can I mesh two parallel universes?
8 ) Despite my dislike of people, claustrophobic situations, and germs, flying and airports are on the top of the list of my favorite things.
